My adventure in becoming a [Good] Mormon

The nylon rant

I don’t care what you say, but nylons do not fit fat people. They never have, they never will. Or maybe they do, but not comfortably. And perhaps even then, maybe for some they do, but they don’t fit someone with actual muscles in their legs, that’s for sure. And they most certainly don’t fit on someone with a bum.

In fact, I find nylons mildly degrading. And I don’t see the purpose in them, they don’t keep me warm or anything. Therefore, I am not wearing nylons. Ever.

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